Infinite Improbability Drive

It appears that someone is using an inifinite improbability drive.
A Ryanair Boeing 737 plane was forced to land in Germany after mushroom soup leaked onto a passenger from a container in an overhead locker.

Belive it or not, the man that had the soup leaking on him had an allergic reaction to Mushrooms and required medical attention.

Ironic Weather at Sunshine Festival

Due to severe weather conditions in the Somerset area, Sunrise 2008 has been officially postponed till 2009. due to the adverse weather conditions. More than 20,000 revellers were expected at the festival, which as well as featuring live music, is an environmental-awareness event.

Emergency services in parts of Somerset remain on alert over fears of fresh flooding after hundreds of homes were damaged during 30 minutes of torrential rain. The clean-up operation is already under way after the flash floods swept across parts of south-west England on Thursday evening.

Wii Fat - New from Nineteenstonedo

Hot on the heals of the 'Wii Fit' release, a game for women to weigh themselves in front of the TV and work up a sweat before they get onto cooking the dinner, those clever little chaps in Japan have just announced the sequel....

Wii Fat - (only available in USA & UK from July 2008) - designed specifically for today's busy bloke, who doesn't have the time to keep fit or can't be arsed.

You sit in the special 'Wii Balance Chair' which monitors your progress through some challenging games...

* Beer Supping
* Pizza Devouring
* Genital Cupping
* Snooze-a-thon
* Nail Picking

And many more....

Nintendo have already declared that it won't be available in shops for the simple reason that 'real blokes don't go in shops' - so it will be on mail-order only........

South African Iceberg Warning

An iceberg the size of a house was spotted in South African waters 35 nautical miles southeast of St Francis Bay, Eastern Cape Province. Warning issued by the maritime services are being broadcast to vessels near by, Lets hope they take the warning seriously.

Indian Summer for Scotland

Hot and Indian like weather should be across the whole of UK, especially in the East Coast of Scotland. Hopefully that will help dry out some of the country after a record wet summer.

With the outlook warm, the need for expensive heating oil and electricity should put an happy End ON rising Utilitiy bills.

Bloggers with an interest in 42

You could call this an experiment, currently 95 people out of the many millions Internet users using this Blog Board and the Billions of humans on this tiny rock, have the number 42 listed in their interests or hobbies.

Obviously this includes me, myself and I.

So why did you take all of 22 milliseconds of thought to include such an insignificant number as 42?

Is it really the meaning of life the universe and everything?

42 = 101010 in binary or 2A in hex or even 52 in Oct.

At the moment it is how many mice my fat cat has caught this month!

Geek Speak

GEEK: Our customers were experiencing intermittent web-site connectivity issues yesterday.
Translation: You where missing half the internet, but you probably didn't notice.

Geek: This was due to a hardware failure on a complex piece of equipment.
Translation: Brain Failure and pains in the Liver

GEEK: Replacement equipment was sourced with our supplier xxxx and a plan of work was in place to implement this as soon as the equipment arrived.
Translation: We have reprimanded the bafoon, and as soon as he sobers up and remembers exactly how it got cocked up, we will see how long it will take to fix.

Geek: This should have solved your connectivity issues.
Translation: We have reduced your bandwidth, so it will be harder for you to tell.

Geek: Let me take the time to apologise to you for any inconvenience this has caused.
Translation: We do not give a stuff, our share price is rock bottom and we probably working for some other cash machine in a few months.