Infinite Improbability Drive

It appears that someone is using an inifinite improbability drive.
A Ryanair Boeing 737 plane was forced to land in Germany after mushroom soup leaked onto a passenger from a container in an overhead locker.

Belive it or not, the man that had the soup leaking on him had an allergic reaction to Mushrooms and required medical attention.

Ironic Weather at Sunshine Festival

Due to severe weather conditions in the Somerset area, Sunrise 2008 has been officially postponed till 2009. due to the adverse weather conditions. More than 20,000 revellers were expected at the festival, which as well as featuring live music, is an environmental-awareness event.

Emergency services in parts of Somerset remain on alert over fears of fresh flooding after hundreds of homes were damaged during 30 minutes of torrential rain. The clean-up operation is already under way after the flash floods swept across parts of south-west England on Thursday evening.

Wii Fat - New from Nineteenstonedo

Hot on the heals of the 'Wii Fit' release, a game for women to weigh themselves in front of the TV and work up a sweat before they get onto cooking the dinner, those clever little chaps in Japan have just announced the sequel....

Wii Fat - (only available in USA & UK from July 2008) - designed specifically for today's busy bloke, who doesn't have the time to keep fit or can't be arsed.

You sit in the special 'Wii Balance Chair' which monitors your progress through some challenging games...

* Beer Supping
* Pizza Devouring
* Genital Cupping
* Snooze-a-thon
* Nail Picking

And many more....

Nintendo have already declared that it won't be available in shops for the simple reason that 'real blokes don't go in shops' - so it will be on mail-order only........